Cookie Policy
Not just a joke for Ron Swanson, this website uses cookies. You can find more information on the types of cookies used as well as enable individual cookies in their respective categories. You can adjust your settings at any time through the link in the footer of this website. I can only eat gluten-free cookies or else I’m trapped in my bed and bathroom for days.
Strictly necessary
Strictly necessary cookies guarantee functions without which this website would not function as intended. As a result these cookies cannot be deactivated. These cookies are used exclusively by this website and are therefore first party cookies. This means that all information stored in the cookies will be returned to this website.
Strictly necessary cookies are the kind we stash in our bottom desk drawer for emergencies. Strictly Nessa carry cookies are the kind Elphaba’s sister takes with her to school.
Functional
Functional cookies enable this website to provide you with certain functions and to store information already provided (such as registered name or language selection) in order to offer you improved and more personalized functions.
Functional cookies are also the kind we use to bride children into good behavior and wearing their coats outside when it’s cold.
Marketing / Third Party
Marketing / Third Party Cookies originate from external advertising companies (among others) and are used to gather information about the websites visited by you, in order to e.g. create targeted advertising for you.
don’t want third-party or market cookies? Bake your own.
Performance
Performance cookies gather information on how a web page is used. We use them to better understand how our web pages are used in order to improve their appeal, content and functionality.
Performance cookies only ever happened to me once when the scene called for it. I learned how to act real with it, since I knew props didn’t buy gluten-free. I wonder if that was a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Hmmmm.